Juopunut

THE GOD OF WINE, REVELRY, DESIRE AND SEX

ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC NEUTRAL Juopunut, a somewhat controversial god, is rarely considered a god at all, especially by his own peers. The reason for this is because this particular god likes to dwell amongst the mortals, and oftentimes wherever revelry and lust are found, he is there. It is easy to gain his attention with parties and orgies and whatnot, and sometimes, he can be considered an unwelcome guest, but make no mistake, he is still a god. His gender is difficult to truly determine, because he has been observed taking the shape of a horrifically attractive female, and at the same time, the most beautiful man imaginable.

He is the easiest to understand of all the gods, in reality, and he has literally given interviews, even challenged mortals to drinking contest. He doesn't seem to care much for the consequences of his actions, and has the mentality of a child when it comes to giving a damn.

Juopunut, as he has so elegantly put, just enjoys life for what it is, and wouldn' t have it any other way.



A Toast to Juopunut

The Heart of the Fest,

The Chalice Ever-Filled,

Grant this celebration thy blessing,

For the folks are already amassing,

Eager with each moment that is passing,

We await you here to celebrate this fest we are having.

EFFECTS OF WORSHIP

Juopunut doesn't particularly care for religion, nor does he even see himself as a god or anything of the sort. He is only after a good time, and should you provide, or, if you have the same mentality, he will most certainly raise a glass to you.

Stage I

You meet Juopunut one day, in a tavern. This rather handsome man or woman challenges you to a drinking contest. You take 3 turns rolling constitution; should you win, Juopunut will grace you with one of his most prized artifacts; the Bottomless Tankard. Should you have a craving for alcohol, imagine any sort of imbibable alcohol and the tankard will fill with it, and will never run out. The substance it contains may be changed according to the user's wish, but may strictly be alcohol.

Stage II

Juopunut invites you to a party in his realm of merriment, and you engage in intimate and passionate relations. The entire experience is breathtaking, to say the least, and you gain multiple insights into charm and romance. +4 to Charisma, +1 to Constitution.

Stage III

Juopunut has had enough playin' around with you; damn it, you're his best friend! Or at least, one of them! As a reward, he gives you a special ability; a legendary move called the Touch of Love. Once every week, upon attempting to charm someone, use the ability to add a +12 to the roll. If it fails, this spell won't work on the same target again, and you will gain -2 to all charming rolls toward the individual. Should it succeed, the two of you are in for one hell of a ride.